[[biometria:parsival:publico|{{biometria:parsival:publico:u1152-nice-tree-of-life.jpg?50x50| Parsivalis Página Inicial }}]] //**Parsivalis Página Inicial**// ====== Definitive Definitions ====== === Conversation === A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener. \\ "//a word of wisdom//" === Experience: === The name we give to our mistakes. \\ //Oscar Wide// === God: === A comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. \\ //Voltaire// === Logic: === An organized way of going wrong with confidence. \\ //Ketterling's Law// === Lottery: === A tax on people who are bad at math. \\ //John Keister, of Seattle's "Almost Live!" comedy show// === Marriage: === The only adventure open to the cowardly. \\ //Voltaire// === Philosophy: === Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. \\ //anonimous//